Waders v Whitton United 4 – 1

20th August 2022 – Emirates FA Cup

Alcoholic Units – Couple at the club

MoM – Jon Clements

Entertainment Value – 8/10

A funny old one today – the omens were against us… It started on my return from getting lashed ( https://lashesbyamy.co.uk ) at 11am I walked through the Spoons Yard and to my horror it was closed!!! 👀😭 I sent out the distress call to the Waders chat and so myself and BigAl didn’t meet up with the GreenArmy until 20 minute before kick off. No spoons on a Match day…🤦‍♀️

Cheslseaboy, MattyMouser (looks like he’s staging a comeback – this is his 3rd visit this season :)) Rodney, Grandad were all waiting at Langford road for us. Bunnyman was still sunning himself in Weymouth.

2nd Omen – We kicked off towards the BelEnd in the 1st half – and them’s not the rules! according to BigAl😜

Walking up to the BelEnd and I was met with Tel’s latest charm offensive – “Ere them photos you posted!” (I’d done a FB montage for my daughters 25th the day before) – “You was bl00dy gorgeous when you was younger!!” 🤔 now clearly he does need to go to specsavers, yes but, ahem..🙄Yeah cheers Tel, guessing age hasn’t been so kind to me 😉😂🤣 I think at 80 (him not me! 👀) I’m gonna be hard pressed in helping him improve his chat up lines now 🤣

A good win for the Waders albeit against a club a step below. We passed the ball well and Jon Clements was oustanding scoring a hattrick!!!

The match was pretty much over at half time with us leading by 4 goals.

In the 2nd half we eased off and the visitors scored a consolation goal – all in all a good win for us 👏

So still in the cup and We’ve drawn Dereham away on 3rd September. I believe a few of us will be making the trip – when I say a few, I think its 8 of us 🤣

#Waders #GreenArmy 💚⚽️💚