9th October 2021
Alcoholic Units: 😬🍾🥂🍷🍷🍷🤐
MoM: Ben Stevens
After a lovely 11 day break in the sun with BigAl and Chelseaboy – it was time to return home to the Yvette Brewer Stadium…. via spoons of course, we needed to top up our drink levels 😂 it was a full house today with 2 returnees; Bunnyman fully mended, JT having no Charlton to watch.
I joined BigAl, DJ and Chelseaboy, JT and Bunnyman in Spoons and we were soon joined by BDK, Grandad, Rodney & Lewlew with a guest appearance by Brad… No cheap rounds today!!
At the ground we were joined by M & Em – it really was a full Green Army compliment today…
It would be interesting today as last Sunday me, BigAl and Chelseaboy went to watch Lanzarote FC play – it was a surprisingly entertaining goaless draw in 30 degree heat with no drinks breaks; apparently it has to hit 35 degrees for that! – we did discover the Spanish Donners whilst there 🤣 complete with the hair, headband, attitude 😜 and elbows 🤣 The match was really physical and they even had their own BelEnd (more of a corner really, but doesn’t sound as good) compete with drum (didn’t we used to have one of them 🤔🐰🤭) and megaphone weilding conductor 🤣… the only downside was no drinks due to covid restrictions – BigAl didn’t inform us of this until we’d reached the seats 🤨
The game kicked off and was relatively quiet for the 1st 10 minutes – giving me time for a good old catch up with Em 😄 – then Ben Stevens, on his home debut, rose high in the box to head home 😁⚽️ 1 – 0 Waders!!
From that moment on, Waders took full control of the game and just before half time Ronan Silva side footed in from close range after another fine cross from Stevens 😁⚽️ 2 – 0
Another large round at half time – I won’t mention the spillage, the one(s) on holiday was more amusing… At our favourite bar in Costa Teguise Chelseaboy had a tray of drinks including a few slippery nipples 👀 he made it to just outside the door before doing a few salsa moves and part drenching some poor unsuspecting woman… later BigAl decided to load a tray with more shots and attempt to bring them over to us, he didn’t even make it out of the bar! 🤭 before drenching the floor – it was only later I found out why a complete stranger had brought our drinks over to us 🤭 turns out it was the aforementioned woman’s husband – luckily he was up for a laugh, and could handle a tray of slippery nipples 🤣
Back out for the 2nd half and Mr B joined us as the BelEnd. The turning point for the game came on the 50th minute when Barwells no.4 was sent off for what was deemed a reckless challenge – not gonna lie, I missed it searching for the hidden Waders stone with Lew 🧐 – Waders then ran riot and the 1st of 5 goals was an excellent long range effort from local lad James Peters 😁⚽️ 3 – 0
Next up Ronan Silva made it 4 – 0 with a shot from the edge of the box 😁⚽️ Matt Hall made it 5 – 0 side footing home a volley inside the box! 😁⚽️
The last thing the losing side would want to see was Joe Neal coming off the bench – Oops sorry! – he duly delivered making it 6-0 from the penalty spot 👇 😁⚽️
Surely that would be enough now?? But Ronan Dilva had other ideas a decided on completing his hattrick 😁⚽️ 7 – 0!!!!!
What a great day to be a Wader and return to the YB stadium after what seems to have been an absolute age 😄
A lovely touch from their keeper 👏👏 who handed over his gloves to one of the young Green Army – a lovely touch and I think its fair to say you made the young lads day 👏👏 what a class act!
I have to say – the drinks abroad must be watered down, that or the heat stops it affecting you as much? because I felt hammered yesterday, and todays session was tame compared to Lanzarote 😬 🤔 Nunny and the lads invited us to Spoons after the match, I’m glad with didn’t take then up on it 🤣 I mean, imagine the mess with BigAl and Chelseaboy 😂🤐
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